Total Medals Earned: 142 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,405 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (200/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (130/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Solve 5 puzzles.
Solve 10 puzzles.
Reach the ending.
Medals Earned: 9/19 (180/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 14/18 (240/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 11/20 (195/495 points)
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (175/475 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/170 points)
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Finish the game.
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (150/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Beat the game!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 8/18 (140/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths